Editorial illustration set to the tune of Joe Biden’s most famous tall-tale. Or was it?

 

"And Corn Pop was a bad dude. And he ran a bunch of bad boys. And I did and back in those days – to show how things have changed – one of the things you had to use, if you used Pomade in your hair, you had to wear a bathing cap. And so he was up on the board and wouldn’t listen to me. I said, "Hey, Esther, you! Off the board, or I’ll come up and drag you off." Well, he came off, and he said, "I’ll meet you outside."
― Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. (words & music)